Joshology

I saw this on Jessica's Facebook, so I decided to steal it to kill some time before picking up my brother from school.

MOUTHOLOGY

Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Russian

Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. Louis Gee's Pizza (I think that counts)

Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. Aroma's

Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. Whatever. It depends on the service. I have left very meager tips before.

Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?
A. Chicken. Heck, I do it already.

Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. I like the works, but at Louis Gee's I always just get the Bacon and Pepperoni.

Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. Butter. Sometimes I do the jam thing.

Q. What is your favorite kind of gum?
A. Juicy Fruit

TECHNOLOGY

Q. Number of contacts in your cell phone?
A. I Don't have a Cell Phone.

Q. Number of contacts in your email address book?
A. 30-40

Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. Transformers. It's a black background with the Autocon Symbol, and the date for the movie.

Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. 5 (only 2 for watching TV)

BIOLOGY

Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Right

Q. What’s your best feature?
A. I'd be great to hide behind if somebody needed to ...

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. Yes.

Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
A. Hearing probably.

Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. None yet, but I think one is inevitable.

Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A. Bringing yard sale stuff to the Church.

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. No. Hopefully I will be sometime in the future though.

BULLSHITOLOGY

Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. Sure. It'd also be cool to see if you could avoid it or not. It'd be an experiment in predestination.

Q. Is love for real?
A. Yep.

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. This is something I think about a lot. Recently it's been Romulus Shepard King.

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. It seems that a combination of Army-Green and White looks good, but I'm not exactly an expert on these things.

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Probably.

Q. Have you ever saved someone’s life?
A. I don't think so.

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. I'm not sure, but I wouldn't be surprised. But if you look through history, there are a lot of things that could have happened differently, which would end in my not being born. But I don't think that counts.

DAREOLOGY

Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
A. Sure.

Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. Why not?

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000
A. Uuh, that would take some thinking.

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. Sure. =(

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. Probably not.

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. Agh, I hate Hot Sauce. I'd probably give it a shot.

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. Probably not. The real punishment is psychological anyways.

Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
A. Perhaps. $25 000 is about 2 years of MUN ...

DUMBOLOGY

Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: Car/House keys and my iPod shuffle.

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: It's okay. It's a special kind of movie.

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Both. Hardwood mostly on main level, carpet everywhere else.

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Stand. There's no place to sit.

Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: Sure. Even if they were bad roommates, I think I could deal.

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: Nada.

Q: Where were you born?
A: The oldest City in North America: St. John's, Newfoundland.

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: Don't recall. I've been noticing that there are a lot more driving around these days though.

Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: That's the question isn't it? I'd like to be maybe a teacher or a pastor or something, but really I'll just take what comes.

LASTOLOGY

Q: Friend you talked to?
A: Renée on MSN

Q: Last person you called?
A: Dad. I was in a panic because I couldn't find my passport.

Q: Person you hugged?
A: Mom. Aside from that hugs are far and few between.

FAVORITOLOGY

Q: Number?
A: 13

Q: Color?
A: Orange

Q: Season?
A: Fall

CURRENTOLOGY

Q: Missing someone?
A: Missing a lot of people. The MUN crowd mostly.

Q: Mood?
A: Meh. A bit excited and happy about going on Thursday, but otherwise just "whatever"

Q: Listening to?
A: Nothing (Just turned off Prozzäk =P)

Q: Watching?
A. Nothing.

Q: Worrying about?
A: A family situation. (Vague enough? =P)

RANDOMOLOGY

Q: First place you went this morning?
A: Home (slept at Dad's)

Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: Hang out with people in North Carolina.

Q: What’s the last movie you saw?
A: Pirates of The Caribbean probably.

Q: Do you smile often?
A: I try to.

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: I think I am a lot of the time.

Q: Now that the surveys done what are you going to do?
A: Turn on my music, pick up my brother from school, eat a little bit more, and then go to Wal*Mart to exchange some too-small shirts.

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