It's Calling Me ...

There is an entity currently inhabiting my fridge.

I can hear it's calls from anywhere in my house.



Bawls is crying to me. "Drink me Josh, drink me!"

I would have drank you already if you weren't so expensive. And so small.

Why is Bawls only half the size of a small Pepsi bottle, and yet twice as expensive? Sadness abounds.

If I'm going to drink any, it'd better be soon. I don't want to be up all night.