When customers ask me if my cash is open, even when my light is off, I'm putting money in a sack, and there is a metal gate barring them from coming near my cash.
When people ask me if I am working in Seasonal when I have to pass it to get to Cash # 10. "Yes, I do work in seasonal. I just carry this huge metal tray of money with me everywhere I go because it's more convenient than a wallet.
When customers urge me to get a University education.
When engineers urge me to get a University education that isn't Philosophy.
When in the run of a day my ambitions in life range from becoming a World-Famous Author, to becoming a Hooter's Waitress.
Realizing that (off paper), my paycheck doesn't look so huge.
Midnight Stir-fry (this one isn't actually sarcastic)*
* - Note: It isn't midnight yet. "Midnight Stirfry" just sounds better than "Eleven-thirty P.M. Stirfry."