A short list of things I've learned in the past week:
1 - Some people in this province do not know who their premier is. Also, my father is able to convince them that he is premier.
2 - It is possible to ask for clarification of a statement up to five times, and receive the exact same wording each time.
3 - Nickels are the stupidest coins on the planet.
4 - I frequently have to hand back 41 cents in change to customers. Conveniently, 41 cents is easily found: it is one of each coin in Canadian Currency smaller than $1.
5 - Some people will tell you that their Canadian Tire 'Money' is organized for your convenience. It is rarely convenient.
6 - People making faces in the background of pictures with the intent of ruining said picture ('Photobombing') is an artform.
7 - Eggplants are stupid.
8 - Pizza Shops in Corner Book do not deliver before 4:00 P.M.
9 - The Sims 2 will chew up your soul and spit out sorrow.
10 - Kayne West's blind-glasses in the 'Stronger' video are really stupid. And yet, I wish I had a pair.
Bonus - Bamboo is in the true grass family.
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